Another day, another injury. I really don’t know what to say anymore. The only explanation I can come to is that there is a big ol’ ruthless curse on the Mets. I don’t know who put the hex on the team or for what reason … but there is definitely something going on. How else do you explain the whole team, their backups and the backups backups getting hurt all at once. How else do you explain Luis Castillo falling down the dugout stairs and then Jonathan Neise “straining his hamstring” on a warm up pitch, after doing a split at first base? The medical staff probably really is that bad, but I think on top of all the mismanagement, someone or something put the big kabosh on the Mets.
Demon: What an excellent day for an exorcism.
Father Damien Karras: You would like that?
Demon: Intensely.
Maybe it’s because the Wilpon’s totally ignored the Mets history in their new “Ebbets Field”. Maybe they pissed off the baseball Gods. Maybe it’s that rumored Philly fan who worked on constructing the new ballpark, and supposedly buried 5 Phillies jerseys around the building. Maybe Tony Bernazard stole Jobu’s rum. I don’t know. What i do know is we need an exorcism. Bring in a Priest, bring in a Rabbi, bring in a Witch Doctor … I don’t care … bring in the Ghost Hunters TAPS. Just get someone in here to get rid of the curse.
And while they’re at it … it would be a good idea to put some Mets History inside the Mets ballpark. That would, if nothing else, rid the building of a lot of negativity.
Are you listening, Mr. Wilpon? Probably not. That’s also a big part of the problem.
LOLOL Stole Jobu’s rum!!!!
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